Here's what they look like beforehand, anyway...

Mike is out of his mind. He initially concocted this grand scheme and will very likely be doing most of the cooking on trail (french omelettes ftw). Mike enjoys running through woods, candle-lit beer dinners, and performing maintenance on just about any piece of machinery in sight.

James didn't even own a helmet when he signed on to this mess. Fortunately, he does like physical discomfort, vagrancy, and low-budget adventure. If, at any point during the trip, he eventually exhausts his collection of electronic music, he will implode.